SPAM Haiku

God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself Its too late to shut the stable door after the horse has bolted The Devil goes shares in gaming
A gentleman without an estate is a pudding without suet. Seldom seen, soon forgotten Time and tide wait for no man



Be just before you are generous All roads lead to Rome People living in glass houses should not pelt stones. An apple a day keeps the doctor away A penny always turns up. When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Strike while the.. bug is close. To deceive oneself is very easy

So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof. A closed mouth gathers no feet. The nearer the bone the sweeter the meat Many a true word is spoken in jest We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil. If me bin know always deh behind de door. Bush get ears and dutty get tongue. Things are not always what they seem.
The first step is the hardest Spare the rod and spoil the child A man is known by the company he keeps.

A ruler who oppresses the poor is like a driving rain that leaves no crops. He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies will have his fill of poverty Strike while the.. bug is close. Many people know how to say nothing; few know when



Belly full behind drunk. Do not wear out your welcome And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed. One of these day is none of these days. To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world Lucky at cards, unlucky in love Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. The West Wind Always Brings Wet Weather, The East Wind Wet and Cold Together, the South Wind Surely Brings Us Rain, the North Wind Blows It Back Again If the wind will not serve, take to the oars Love makes the world go round A stitch in time saves nine . Agree, For The Law is Costly Things are not always what they seem. Quality is better than quantity Every man has his price

Every picture tells a story Use soft words and hard arguments Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned?

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear A Growing Youth Has a Wolf in His Belly. There is always some madness in love But there is also always some reason in madness Learn to say no It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin


I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh. A rolling stone gathers no moss. A good denial, the best point in law. Keep your powder dry Sometimes the majority only means all the fools are on the same side Strike while the.. bug is close.
Grow your own dope - plant a man! There is a skeleton in every cupboard Fish are no respectors of human boredom, so why go angling He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword A problem shared is a problem halved. A day of sorrow is longer than a month of joy. Better to be alone than in bad company Ill-gotten gains never prosper Nothing is certain but death and taxes Be just before you are generous